For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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