So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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