so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Randomize
