I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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