yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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