the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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