Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Randomize
