before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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