dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Randomize
