Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
His nipple licking is glorious
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