So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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