so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
did you just send me my own nude
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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