I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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