i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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