Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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