Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
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