note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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