Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Randomize
