Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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