Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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