I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
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