Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Randomize
