i just had sex bonerless
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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