Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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