don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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