do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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