are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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