ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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