I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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