i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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