Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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