My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I wannas sexs uuuuu
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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