i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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