Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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