Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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