Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
