I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Randomize
