oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
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