Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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