What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
