I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Randomize
