I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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