Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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