Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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