ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Randomize
