Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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