Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
No subtext here. People are naked.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
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