You're a womanizer and a bitch.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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