he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
We are two peas in an std pod
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
