I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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